- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Ouch.

Yes. Just Yes.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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