- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

My name is never spelt right so its all good

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Knock knock. Death.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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