A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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An atheist walks into a church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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