What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Watch your lips.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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The WNBA

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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