Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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this is gay

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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