- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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