The game!

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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knock knock who's there police

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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