- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

where are you?

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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