- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

You should never talk to strangers.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

W.N.B.A.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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