- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Penis penis poop butt

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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