- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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