- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Knock Knock.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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