Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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