Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What is the difference between a duck?

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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