Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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