:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Anti Joke

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