What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Wade's the father

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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It's long!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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