- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

I like to eat people

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I have a crush on my dad.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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