Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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