How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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