That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Halo < COD

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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24!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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