How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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