What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Scientology.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Penis

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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