What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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