- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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