Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The penn state football administration

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I'm off to my tank guys!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red, Violets are purple

thumb_up thumb_down

pickle juice?

thumb_up thumb_down

knock knock!! kanye west

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

thumb_up thumb_down

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

thumb_up thumb_down

If life throws you melons... ouch

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops