Halo < COD

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Canada

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Women.

Like if you like big tits.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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