Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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1 + 1 = 3

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Women's rights

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Your mother is a man.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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