sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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