:O + :P = 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Society.

My butt!!!!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why did the jew die Really...

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

I'm banging your sister.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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