Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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19th amendment

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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