- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Stop being a centipede

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Jason Connor.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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