What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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womens rights

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Yo daddy!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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