Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Scientology.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Womens Rights.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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