What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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