Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What is 8 times 4? 32

Joe Biden

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A snake walks into a bar

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Please spell dyslexia.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Muslim athletes.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Leave her alone...

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