What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What swims in the ocean? Fish

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

whats 2+2? 4

bitches be crafty.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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