What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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knock knock come in

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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