- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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