Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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