What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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