- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

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