- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

1 + 1 = 3

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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