How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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