whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Nock Nock It's open.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Anti Joke

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