Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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motley crew

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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asian, do math

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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