- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Justin Bieber having an erection.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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