- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Mitt Romney.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Scientology.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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