What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What looks like a dick? A penis

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

space is fun

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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