- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

connor sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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