- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Penal Dysfunction

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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