what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Republicans

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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