Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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A snake walks into a bar

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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This is not a joke.

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anti jokes

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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