- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How old is victor? Old

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Leave her alone...

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

#scabbers

T-Dog scare me

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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