Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Heartlight

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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