How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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a retard lost...

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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