What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Where is my tractor?

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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