- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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