1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A russian gives away vodka.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

save water shower with friends

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A man made a sandwich.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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