An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

bitches be crafty.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Romney 2012

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Women's sports.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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