What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Jews

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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