Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Heartlight

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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