your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Snausages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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