What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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man boobs

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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