- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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