why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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T-Dog scare me

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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vbh

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Women Driving.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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I never asked for this.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Leave her alone...

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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