- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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