A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Women.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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*prepares this to get negged*

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