Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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