- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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