How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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