what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Hi.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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