how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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