Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

The Braves win the N.L. east

A horse cantered into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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