What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Your mother is a man.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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general tso's broccoli

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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