Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Fox News.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

bitches be crafty.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

verry nice how mUCH?

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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