what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Kah-________-

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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