A snake walks into a bar

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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hello

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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