- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

FAP

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

black guy graduating high school

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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