drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What's cold and icy? Ice

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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