How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Penisland

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Hey, Max!!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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