What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What's up brah brah

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Anti Joke

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