an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Reed is poopin

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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mark is mark

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Soccer...

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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