What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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