A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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hey.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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