Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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