Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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