- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

An Asian walks out of the library.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse cantered into a bar.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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