Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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