Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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baskets

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Sonic

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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