- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

how do you confuse a blond?

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot