- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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