What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Women Driving.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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I never asked for this.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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