- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

An Asian walks out of the library.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse cantered into a bar.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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