whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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