Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Not Steve Jobs

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Male penises.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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