Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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