What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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