Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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