How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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