- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock knock. Come in.

You smell like shit

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

19th amendment

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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