why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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this girl died

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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