- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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