- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Worst joke ever

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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