What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Bloody kids ...

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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