Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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