- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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