Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Straight men can be bronies.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Jason Connor.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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hey

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Woman.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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feces

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