A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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