Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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