Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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