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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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