What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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