Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Drunk irish man

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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