- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Women's rights

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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