- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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