- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

a potato flew around my room

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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