- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

women outside of the kitchen

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

19th amendment

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

asian drivers.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Stop being a centipede

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

knock knock

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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