this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Womens rights.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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what happens during a climax apples

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myspace

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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