babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

thumb_up thumb_down -4

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

bum sex lol

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -6

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops