- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Girls Basketball.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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