- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Snausages.

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bob saget

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

terry stockton is straight

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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