- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

An Asian walks out of the library.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Your Mom.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

where are you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

An atheist walks into a church

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