7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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this girl died

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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