- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

weiner? balls

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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