How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Penis penis poop butt

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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