what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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vbh

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Womens Rights.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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