what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Snausages.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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terry stockton is straight

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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bob saget

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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