Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Dubstep < Music

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