How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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