Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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