- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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