- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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