Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Wats a joke?

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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