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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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