Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Joay impistato is a fig

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