Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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IU football

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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