Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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