Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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