Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Knock knock. Death.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

IU football

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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