- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

THIS IS an anti-joke.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A Frenchman stays and fights

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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