- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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