- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Two english guys meet at work

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Your mom.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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