Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Not Steve Jobs

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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