- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why did he die? He was sick.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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