Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Ouch.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Ted Haggard.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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THE GAME

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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