- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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