A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Penis

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What's cold and icy? Ice

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A black man in a country bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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