two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Not Steve Jobs

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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