- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Woman.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

I killed someone today. :D

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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