Knock, Knock. Come In.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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