If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A black guy with his family.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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miley cyrus

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A black man in a country bar.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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