knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Pickles

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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