What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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read this

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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69

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How old is victor? Old

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Leave her alone...

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