how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Justin Beiber

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Anti Joke

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