There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

want a balloon? yeah

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Watch your lips.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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