- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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