A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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